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Posted on July 8th, 2008

…there’s…. ANTS?

I got a little hungry, so I went to get a little snack– Frosted Mini Wheats! . I poured some Frosted Mini Wheats into a bowl, added some milk, and started chowing. About 12 chews in, I noticed the writhing brown line in my milk. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that it wasn’t a line, it was actually an ant…

THERE WAS AN ANT IN MY DAMN MILK! WTF? I was gonna eat that, man..

After I cleaned up the mess of half-chewed cereal that I disgustedly (and probably also disgustingly) ejected from my mouth, I angrily pulled the cereal bag out of the box.

…where there’s smoke, there’s fire… i.e. where there’s an ant, there are probably more ants…

Sure enough, in the bag (yeah… IN THE BAG) I spotted another ant. How on earth does an ant get inside the plastic bag in the cereal box? That ant had some nerve. I paid full price for that box of cereal; I didn’t even use a coupon.

But now those ants and their homies better watch out. I have a can of Raid and a bad attitude……